somalang:

nordic-at-heart:

useless-finlandfacts:

• “walk faster you idiots”
• “that man looks like he listens to maroon 5 and has no opinions”
  
• “why would she buy that disgusting crap bread”
  
• “sweden sucks”
  
• “you know i havent shat in 3 days”
  
• (next to a police officer) “hey i am a dangerous criminal with guns and bombs arrest me”
• *bunch of finnish profanities for no reason*
• “do you think she realizes i am drunk” 
  
• “i want to steal his phone”
  
• “please don’t sit next to me please don’t sit next to me pleas– oh crap”
  
• “did you notice that man next to you eats his own snot”
  
• “hey don’t look at that woman on your right and let’s pretend we are talking about something very important and completely unrelated but do you think she looks like our old math teacher”
  
• “i cant believe he is really wearing crocs”
  
• “why are all these clothes in this store so ugly”
  
• “how do we get rid of this person”
  
• “i am sure everybody in this bus can smell that i haven’t showered in 4 days”

Reason no. 247 to learn a foreign language

i can relate. i say a lot of things out loud in somali😂