ohdebt:

ohdebt:

caterjunes:

me, reading aloud a post i just saw on a Queen fanblog: okay but Aziraphale and Crowley are ‘car friend/gay who can’t drive’ solidarity

my roommate, Amias: bold of you to say Crowley can drive

me: him having a car is literally critical to the plot of the book

Amias: doesn’t mean he can drive.

me: are you saying Crowley’s belief that he can drive is the only reason he can?

Amias: yes that’s exactly what i’m saying.

me: if he suddenly was deprived of occult powers and got into a car he’d be like “what the fuck is this”? that’s what you’re saying?

Amias: yes!! look, he goes 110 miles an hour in the middle of London and things rearrange themselves around him, he couldn’t pass a traffic test if his life depended on it. crowley can’t actually drive he’s just doing magic constantly

me: …somehow you’ve convinced me

It’s true and they should say it

Crowley if he ever got stripped of his demonic powers:

Aziraphale:

(Source: azfellandco)