r-osetyler:

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

aziraphalesbian:

aziraphalesbian:

episode one of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like let’s do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like get that shit out of my face immediately. we’re doing an episode on a sentient pile of goo, bad cgi lightning, evil garbage cans, and mannequins with guns, or we riot

episode TWO of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like okay NOW let’s do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like i thought i told you to get that shit out of my face. we’re doing an episode on a sexy tree lady, an evil flap of skin, toxic by britney spears, handholding, and the inevitable fiery doom of planet earth, or we riot

episode THREE of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls.  some exec was probably like can we do something normal that kids and adults will love yet and mister russell t davies was like stop returning that shit to my face, we’re doing an episode with zombies, gas aliens, sexy charles dickens, a psychic woman and a literal actual seance or we riot 

excuse me but episodes FOUR and FIVE of the doctor who revival absolutely TOP the balls to the walls sliding scale. the dr who execs were like something normal now please and russell t davies was like go fuck urself. this time were having shapeshifting aliens whose most identifiable trait is that they fart constantly. im talking PIGS IN SPACESHIPS im talking MISSILE ATTACKS ON LONDON im talking ALIEN HIDE AND SEEK IN NUMBER TEN DOWNING STREET i want ALIEN GUTS EVERYWHERE i want the line do you mind not farting while im saving the world please? i want a LIKE NINETEEN YEAR OLD who managed to get himself kidnapped by a ball of plastic not four episodes ago to HACK INTO THE UK DEFENSE SYSTEM and divert a missile or we riot