twerkyvulture:

saundering:

saundering:

satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world

it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already

that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!

*barricades myself in disneyworld and technically lives forever as a lich of the legal system*